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How To Read the Bible

Join Randy on Wednesdays at 7:00 pm as we explore how to understand the Bible better.   The class is part of the renewed effort to bring a discipleship focus during the Wednesday night service.  If you are currently not involved in a Wednesday night group this is the one for you.

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"I would like a job as tutor, teacher and advisor to your family. I will never take a vacation. I will never be out of humor. I don’t drink or smoke. I won’t borrow your clothes or raid your refrigerator. I will be up in the morning as early as anyone in the household and will stay up as late as anyone wishes. I will help solve any problems your children might have. I will give you the satisfaction of knowing that no question your children ask will go unanswered. For that matter, I will answer any of your own questions on subjects that range from ’How we got here?’ to ’Where are we headed?’ I will help settle bets and differences of opinion. I will give you information that will help you with your job, your family and all of your other interests. In short, I will give you the knowledge that will insure the continued success of your family. I am your Bible. Do I get the job?"

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